— - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
(via satyrday)
— - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
(via satyrday)
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
(via lgbtlaughs)
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
Thank fucking you.
Finally.
(via ladeeeeda)
since gay people call themselves flaming homosexuals can pansexual people call themselves frying pansexuals because not only is it like flaming homosexuals but we also have the benefit of a play on words
Can I be a baking bisexual?
Blazing bisexual sounds better, imo.
I could be a flaring panromantic ace person when I’m in a UC flare-up.OMG blazing bisexual!!!!!!1
Omg yes I am adopting this
Blazing bisexual
I can’t even
— Qwo-Li Driskill (via queersissyfag)
(via dirtydarwin)
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
(via mr-egbutt)